You Can Stay in The Grinch’s Cave For Less Than $30 a Night – Did Your Heart Just Grow 3 Sizes, Too?

Sure, you wouldn’t expect the Grinch – you know, the one who stole Christmas – to be warm and welcoming to houseguests, but the furry green curmudgeon is allowing a few visitors to stay at his cave – and just looking at the rental listing will make your heart grow three sizes.

His rocky residence is located high above Who-ville just outside Boulder, Utah in the United States, and travellers can book a stay anytime between Dec. 13 and 23 via vacation rental company Vacasa.

In fact, the Grinch himself revealed that his entire 5,700 square-foot two-bedroom cave is “decked with all my favourite things – and Max’s, too,” like his signature oversized pipe organ and a pantry full of Who-hash and roast beast. The only things not included are him (he alluded to visiting his Florida beach home this year), his dog, and a wifi connection: “I’m a simple Grinch. I read, I play chess, I plan how to ruin Christmas. In other words, I don’t pay for fancy internet or cable.”

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And, with the stay only costing $28.21 per night, we wish we could pop to the US to enjoy this ourselves.

The Grinch’s final message in the listing: “Enjoy your stay or don’t, I don’t care.”

Visit Vacasa for a 3D tour of the multi-level rental and read on for photos of every room. Just try to count all the Seussian details – we’re partial to the copy of Chicken Soup For the Single’s Soul in the library, the custom-tailored fur pants in his armoire, and the heaping sacks of contraband gifts nestled in the hallway.